Sorry hipsters, but it’s time to shave! – The Toronto Star

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak beard.

A viral news story recently told us the typical beard is teeming with microscopic poop particles. The article has since been debunked (beards are covered in bacteria but so are most other parts of the human body, smartphones and door handles). But it makes us wonder: Is it finally time to ditch the beard?

Feces or no, the answer is yes.